Story 1
Written by Sophie, Erika, Ashlee, Naomi, & Tori
Once upon a time there was a very unfortunate little girl. She lived with her older brother in a house covered in vines, with a few chickens. One day her brother went to the store and never came back. She wondered where he went and went to go find him.
As she walked into the store, a big dog ran up to her and started jumping and licking her. And also a bunny, and small virousious bunny. The bunny walked up to the girl and asked for a kit-kat bar. The girl said "no, but you can have a mounds bar!"
The bunny didn't like that at all, and attacked the girl's foot! The girl started screaming. She stomped on the bunny, & now he's dead. The girl ran away to Meghan's house, & joined up against all cute bunnies. The bunny's great, great, great granddaughter attacked the girl & Meghan.
Then the bunny's great, great, great granddaughter bared her fangs because she was a saber-tooth cat. She got ready to attack her prey, the bunny's best friend who is a horse. The horse's name was Sting. He was getting ready to block the soccer ball so the Americans wouldn't get a goal. They we getting closer and so was the saber tooth cat.
She got read to pounce and Sting got in ready position. Lilac (a.k.a. "She") readied her harpoon. Sting readied his scary scorpion tail thing. As the crazed whale charged, a rabid rabbit-squirl jumped out of the bathroom and ate Lilac, Sting and the crazed whale. Very sad. The end.
Story 2
Written by Sophie, Erika, Ashlee, Naomi & Tori
One day 2 girls were taking their pictures. All of a sudden, Stellar Kart showed up with laser guns & asked the girls to play laser tag with them. One of the girls said, "NO! We will NEVER join you Natzis!". Then Adam Agee screamed, "In God we trust!".
The girls ran as fast as they could to get away from Stellar Kart & their laser guns. Then the girl, Sarah, started screaming "Please just give us a concert!" So they put down their lazer guns and pulled out blow-up microphones, guitars and drums and started singing "Me and Jesus." All the girls started screaming and singing! Then they put down their stuff and ran away.
The girls were very sad but they tried to play the instruments they dropped and it sounded horrible! The prince they were playing for loved it. This is because the girls looked so pretty, he couldn't hear the actual sound coming from the instruments. They were playing for him because he was trying to pick a wife.
The King and Queen thought listening to many girls play music was the most logical method. But everyone else in the world knew that listening to many girls play music was a great, important thing to do. Especially the famous baseball player Bob Blueboy. Bob Blueboy wanted music at his wedding.
But sadly Bob Blueboy was deaf, and could not have music at his wedding. He was extremely sad and considered committing suicide, but he went on youtube and saw the Barlow Girl music video for Never Alone, and he realized that God will never forsake him, even if Bob didn't have music at his wedding. His wife was very happy and they lived happily ever after. (They moved to Jamaica in their 15th year of marriage and had 15 kids named after states.)
Written by Sophie, Erika, Ashlee, Naomi, & Tori
Once upon a time there was a very unfortunate little girl. She lived with her older brother in a house covered in vines, with a few chickens. One day her brother went to the store and never came back. She wondered where he went and went to go find him.
As she walked into the store, a big dog ran up to her and started jumping and licking her. And also a bunny, and small virousious bunny. The bunny walked up to the girl and asked for a kit-kat bar. The girl said "no, but you can have a mounds bar!"
The bunny didn't like that at all, and attacked the girl's foot! The girl started screaming. She stomped on the bunny, & now he's dead. The girl ran away to Meghan's house, & joined up against all cute bunnies. The bunny's great, great, great granddaughter attacked the girl & Meghan.
Then the bunny's great, great, great granddaughter bared her fangs because she was a saber-tooth cat. She got ready to attack her prey, the bunny's best friend who is a horse. The horse's name was Sting. He was getting ready to block the soccer ball so the Americans wouldn't get a goal. They we getting closer and so was the saber tooth cat.
She got read to pounce and Sting got in ready position. Lilac (a.k.a. "She") readied her harpoon. Sting readied his scary scorpion tail thing. As the crazed whale charged, a rabid rabbit-squirl jumped out of the bathroom and ate Lilac, Sting and the crazed whale. Very sad. The end.
Story 2
Written by Sophie, Erika, Ashlee, Naomi & Tori
One day 2 girls were taking their pictures. All of a sudden, Stellar Kart showed up with laser guns & asked the girls to play laser tag with them. One of the girls said, "NO! We will NEVER join you Natzis!". Then Adam Agee screamed, "In God we trust!".
The girls ran as fast as they could to get away from Stellar Kart & their laser guns. Then the girl, Sarah, started screaming "Please just give us a concert!" So they put down their lazer guns and pulled out blow-up microphones, guitars and drums and started singing "Me and Jesus." All the girls started screaming and singing! Then they put down their stuff and ran away.
The girls were very sad but they tried to play the instruments they dropped and it sounded horrible! The prince they were playing for loved it. This is because the girls looked so pretty, he couldn't hear the actual sound coming from the instruments. They were playing for him because he was trying to pick a wife.
The King and Queen thought listening to many girls play music was the most logical method. But everyone else in the world knew that listening to many girls play music was a great, important thing to do. Especially the famous baseball player Bob Blueboy. Bob Blueboy wanted music at his wedding.
But sadly Bob Blueboy was deaf, and could not have music at his wedding. He was extremely sad and considered committing suicide, but he went on youtube and saw the Barlow Girl music video for Never Alone, and he realized that God will never forsake him, even if Bob didn't have music at his wedding. His wife was very happy and they lived happily ever after. (They moved to Jamaica in their 15th year of marriage and had 15 kids named after states.)
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2 comments:
Ahah I remember that! That was so funny. =)
We are so weird...
i wrote the 3rd paragraph in the first story, & the 1st paragraph in the second story. i agree Sophie! we are weird!!! :) which ones did you write?
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